Excuse the mess, but we live here.

I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people…That’s why I don’t like any of them.

The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.

I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I’ve done my job.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won’t hit you because you are a vegetarian.