Well, I’m kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there’d be nobody in charge, sort of like… now!

Nobody gets in to see the wizard. Not nobody.

Yet, the man never goes slow! Feted against all the odds.How? Nobody knows.Undeterred, unabated, yet uncharted he goes…

I’m a classic emerald green Sixties Jaguar that nobody can own, but my husband is allowed to drive.

All cultures are different. Some commit genocide. Some are uniquely peaceful. Some frequent bathhouses in groups. Some don’t show each other the soles of their shoes or like pictures taken of them. Some have enormous...

For a fortnight nobody at all emailed me, or posted a follow-up. Doesn’t anyone care, I thought? It turned out my newsreader was broken, and hadn’t posted at all.

Nobody can dare me to do anything that I don’t come up with on my own.

I put on the fat suit and went outside and walked around. I was really nervous about being found out, but nobody would even make eye contact with me. It really upset me.

Strive for perfection. Nobody’s going to be perfect on this earth. But strive for perfection.

The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.

Nobody who is a Penn & Teller fan thinks of us first and foremost as magicians, but as a comedy team.

Actors can’t retire. If actors retired, there would be nobody left to play old, wrinkly people. You have to keep going, darling – don’t you?

In 1984 nobody knew what cable was going to be. It was there, but you didn’t know where it was going.

I’ll give it a shot. But I don’t know that a year from now I’m going to be here. Nobody does.

I enjoy wearing pins, and nobody tells me to do it.

In ‘Next to Normal,’ I had millions of breakdowns and panic attacks, but nobody ever heard about those.

Nobody makes me laugh like my wife.

Nobody strives to lose.

Nobody wants a political prisoner, but a political emigrant is no problem.

No one got anywhere by being too scared to open their mouth in case nobody laughed.

I didn’t know what kind of creature I was supposed to be until I woke on a hospital cot and was informed I had died. Nobody ever told me what I was. I figured I...

I thought about having a proper room,breathing life into it, and nobody minding.

Nobody needs to cry for me. I’m going to be great.

And the VCR did the same thing: the movie industry thought nobody would ever watch movies any more.

I figured there’s nobody who’s going to beat me or shoot me or crucify me. I can’t help if people don’t like me up there in Washington. I’ve got a district that I respect, and...

I guess now music is so saturated and so microwaved. It’s, like, 15 minutes in the microwave and boom, you’ve got something. Nobody’s putting passion or any thought behind it anymore.

I met will.i.am in the studio and played him a couple of songs and he liked them. We’re similar but there’s nobody in my lane doing what I’m doing.

At five I was already a feminist, and nobody used the word in Chile yet.

I know I have a problem with semi-colon abuse and have written page-long sentences. Nobody needs to be reading page-long sentences, at least not written by me.

The people who make policy decisions should damned well know what they are talking about before they make the decisions. There is nobody who is an expert on cloning who would be afraid after seeing...

The basic thing nobody asks is why do people take drugs of any sort? Why do we have these accessories to normal living to live? I mean, is there something wrong with society that’s making...

Nobody gets a nervous breakdown or a heart attack from selling kerosene to gentle country folk from the back of a tanker in Somerset.

Nobody is gonna love you like you. You’re gonna be your best salesman.