Death—I’m a nonmember for life.
—Jarod Kintz
I think a cool band name would be War Dwarf. Of course, I’m entirely too tall and peaceful to be a member. Not to mention nonmusical.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
—Groucho Marx
In life, if you are refused membership to a club, you get a refund check for dues paid; what happens to your tithes if Jesus denies you entry to God’s Paradise? Mal. 3:10.
—Felix Wantang
see” beauty — though, God knows, even that is bounty enough. We want something else which can hardly be put into words–to be united with the beauty we see, to pass into it, to receive...
—C.S. Lewis
If I could get my membership fee back, I’d resign from the human race.
—Fred Allen
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