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Death—I’m a nonmember for life.

—Jarod Kintz

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I think a cool band name would be War Dwarf. Of course, I’m entirely too tall and peaceful to be a member. Not to mention nonmusical.

—Jarod Kintz

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I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

—Groucho Marx

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In life, if you are refused membership to a club, you get a refund check for dues paid; what happens to your tithes if Jesus denies you entry to God’s Paradise? Mal. 3:10.

—Felix Wantang

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see” beauty — though, God knows, even that is bounty enough. We want something else which can hardly be put into words–to be united with the beauty we see, to pass into it, to receive...

—C.S. Lewis

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If I could get my membership fee back, I’d resign from the human race.

—Fred Allen

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