Hi there,” squeaked a precocious little voice, “you are speaking to Chloe Fusakawa, and I have just learned how to answer the phone.

Mama!’ Rosie tugged on my shirt. ‘This broccoli is tasty and wonderful’.

I brug you two [gifts]..I gots thelittle here in my pockie.’ He dug one hand deep into his pocket and pulled out a handful of nuts and a dead grasshopper. ‘Nope. Be the other side’...

Little kids talk about the strangest things. They really do.