It’s a blip, not a catastrophe.

She’s familiar. My only familiar thing in a world of inconsistency and confusion.

Put my head under my pillow, and let the quiet put things where they are supposed to be.

Little kids talk about the strangest things. They really do.

Not something better, Charlotte. Something right. And yes, I would walk away, if that’s what you’re asking.

Being his real brother I could feel I live in his shadows, but I never have and I do not now. I live in his glow.

I pledge to keep you safe.

The Republicans need all the entertainment help they can get. When Charlie Daniels was one of your convention headliners, you know you need some serious help.

Mr. Grace sounded like a very small child, helpless, hopeless. I had made him fuck himself with his own big tool, like one of those weird experiences you read about in the Penthouse Forum. I...

Craziness is only a matter of degree, and there are lots of people besides me who have the urge to roll heads. They go to stock-car races and the horror movies and the wrestling matches...

So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m still trying to figure out how that could be.

It’s nice to have things to look forward to.

I’ve never met Charlie Sheen.

I personally find ”super models” strange. I don’t know why this is.