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Nobody showed up to my wedding, even though I sent out 50 invitations. The problem was 49 of the people were dead when I sent them out, and the 50th person died shortly after I...

There aren’t two political parties in this country, it’s all just one big party—and the citizens aren’t invited.

Overflowing with the milk of human kindness, the family had invited everyone they could think of, including people they cordially disliked.

Badger hates Society, and invitations, and dinner, and all that sort of thing.

My correspondence has certainly the charm of variety, and the humbler are usually the more interesting. This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or...