Never interrupt a faerie circle ceremony. And, if a faerie has appeared to you, visually, do not speak to it until it has spoken to you. These two transgressions are considered so rude, that the...

Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know,” Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn.”Yeah, I’ve seen those things they think are gnomes,” said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, “like...

This doesn’t mean you’re getting a discount.”Audrey heaved a mock sigh. “Oh well. I guess I’ll have to ply you with sexual favors, then.”Gnome choked on the soup. “I’m old enough to be your grandfather!”Audrey...

Gnome money is better than no money, but just by a few feet.