When I told my teachers I wanted to be a writer, alot of them encouraged me to lower my expectations and to be more realistic. So I rode away on my magical, winged horse, spraying...

I’m a dyslexic dancer. Instead of leading the women, I follow. Quick, cab driver, follow that woman!

I’m completely dyslexic, so academia was never really my path.

Right now it’s 77 degrees—even if you’re a dyslexic.

Dyslexia is the affliction of a frozen genius.

With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?

Dyslexia, for me, is rather like being a six-fingered typist on LSD!

I never knew what love was until after I got divorced. But I’ve always been a bit dyslexic.

Palindromes—making life easier for dyslexics since, like, forever.

ASU, ASU.

For your learning disability pleasure, I’ll be playing a song backwards.

When at a networking event, there’s usually a guy alone in the corner talking to himself. That guy is me. Stop by and say hi. My nametag will say Bob, because even if you’re dyslexic...

No matter which end of a hotdog you take your first bite from, I’ll tell you you’re eating it backwards. I’m serious, I think you may be dyslexic.

I was dyslexic, so I was put in the silly class at school.

I’m quite dyslexic in school.

Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time.