It was queer meeting him there—odd I mean—and what are the odds we’d meet at a gay bar? I was there to meet a woman, I think.

I put on some make-up, turn on the 8-track, and I’m pulling the wig down from the shelf – suddenly I’m Miss Punk Rock Star of Stage and Screen and I ain’t ever turning back!

Elizabeth: “Maybe he’ll surprise you.”Meghann: “Birdie, they all surprise me. Last week, I hugged my date at the door and felt a bra strap.

You poor dear! Imagine having to wear Mark’s trousers! He’s a lovely lad, but I wouldn’t wish that fate on anyone. God only knows who’s been in them!

Disguise, I see thou art a wickedness,/ Wherein the…enemy does much.