Women love a man in uniform. You should see them drool when I dress up in my Girl Scout outfit.

I’d dig a hole the size of the grand canyon to find a love the size of an acorn, and I’d use a shovel the size of a squirrel.

I need a tube-shaped bathtub, to play the tuba in. I make love like I make music—in a shower that’s in a phone booth that’s in 1981, the year before I was born.

Through my quick action, I was able to capture her mannerism and store it in a jar. It looks like mayonnaise, but it tastes like love.

I don’t really count myself as a very sophisticated businessperson. I’m a creative artist. All I know from business I’ve picked up along the way.

I want to direct one day. I want to write my own thing and really be behind the scenes because you have more creative control.

All creative people have to have vulnerability because those nuances are what move people. So I’m deeply insecure – but I’m good at hiding it.

What if the link or key to healing was through finding your unique personal creative outlet?

It’s like when FEMA wasn’t really that creative, and the water was rising and people were stranded, … Once again, people are being stranded and businesses are starting to die.

Acting isn’t really a creative profession. It’s an interpretative one.

Clearly the hardest thing for the working artist is to create his own conception and follow it, unafraid of the strictures it imposes, however rigid these may be… I see it as the clearest evidence...

There is no privilege in restriction. In other words, I disagree with people who say restriction makes you more creative. I think that’s a misleading slogan. I might have been more creative without them than...

Personal value is the kind of value we receive from being active instead of passive, creative instead of consumptive.

the smartest man in the room doesn’t visit many rooms.

You can’t buy love, it’s true. However, I am offering mine for rent. Buy one year and get the next six months at half price.

Let’s make love in the library—in the romance section.

If the fate of the universe was decided in a single moment at the instant of the Big Bang , that was the most creative moment of all.

My high school teachers didn’t call me “The Babe Ruth of the Bicycle” for nothing. It’s too bad they didn’t call me that, because it was accurate.

Imagine there is a balloon tied to a severed human hand. As it floats into the sky it flaps in the breeze, and whether you perceive it to be waving hello or goodbye determines whether...

I think we all should be in love once in our lifetime, even if we’re in love with someone who’s not alive in our lifetime. Long distance relations are hard, especially when you’re separated by...

Do Not Eat.” Since I don’t feel like cooking or making love, I’ll probably have it for dinner tonight.

The best way to be unique and set ourselves apart from Society is to create. Use your imagination and apply action towards it.

For you to make your creative work creative, you must seek creativity from the creator.

I took a couple of creative writing classes with Joyce Carol Oates at Princeton University, and in my senior year there, I took a long fiction workshop with Toni Morrison. I fell in love with...

If you have to be the antagonist, you often have a lot more creative powers. You have a lot more color to you.

The creative act is a letting down of the net of human imagination into the ocean of chaos on which we are suspended, and the attempt to bring out of it ideas.It is the night...

Remember, the village idiot was the spiritual man who built the ark and saved his family. Keep being you and never give up marching to the beat of your own drum!

The value of an artist is more because of his originality than his skill.

To avoid surprises later, spend enough time to know people initially. Don’t just ask the obvious. Go the extra mile… Be creative and unconventional…

There is a point in the imagination of a creative man when the wrong thing is correct almost simply because it is wrong.

off my mind”: the labour has been colossal: and it must stand or fall, practically as it is. [1951]

The sky never falls with the rain. It is never weighed down by all that it carries. It takes all of its anchorsand turns them into stars. Learn from this.

The best part about falling in love with a slab of meatloaf is now I get to use my ketchup-dispensing backpack when making love.

Love and I have been a duo since empty banana peel.

We were just kids, what did we know about love? I knew I loved her, and she knew she didn’t love me. Turns out we were both wrong.

I tried picking my nose once, but I was too indecisive. I would tell you I love you, but I can’t decide if maybe I’m not really in love with your clone.

Love is an intense flickable mystery, like a booger.

I love favors, because a favor is, instead of me doing something or paying you anything, why don’t you do it for me for free?

My mum and I are, in many ways, quite similar. We’re both creative, gregarious, and energetic.

Life is entirely unthinkable without any of the creative arts, and they’re all a continuum – the force in question is creativity, not its mode of expression.

I thought, I need to reinvent myself. I want every day of life to be wonderful, fascinating, interesting, creative. And what am I gonna do to make that happen?

Knowledge is the stuff from which new ideas are made. Thus, the real key to being creative lies in what you do with your knowledge.

In strange and uncertain times such as those we are living in, sometimes a reasonable person might despair. But hope is unreasonable and love is greater even than this. May we trust the inexpressible benevolence...

A tattoo is a true poetic creation, and is always more than meets the eye. As a tattoo is grounded on living skin, so its essence emotes a poignancy unique to the mortal human condition.

Garbage, in its “worthless” state, is the primary fuel for creativity.

Be natural at heart and new in mind.

There was an awkward silenceUntil I throw a rock at it

Whenever I think of something but can’t think of what it was I was thinking of, I can’t stop thinking until I think I’m thinking of it again. I think I think too much.

My first semester, I got a D in creative writing.

If man is to be liberated to enjoy more leisure, he must also be prepared to enjoy this leisure fully and creatively.