And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it’s us against the world.

Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny.

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

I like A&E. I like those corny intimate-portrait things. They’re so kind of ingenious and artificial and soothing.

Most true things are kind of corny, don’t you think? But we make them more sophisticated out of sheer embarrassment.

Si la cursilería fuera un pecado, yo cada noche me ganaría el infierno.

Remember, the village idiot was the spiritual man who built the ark and saved his family. Keep being you and never give up marching to the beat of your own drum!