Because you don’t live near a bakery doesn’t mean you have to go without cheesecake.

I can feel my cheeks through your cheesecake buttocks.

I would have made you a cheesecake, but I don’t know how. And I would have bought you a cheesecake, but I have no job and no money. So please accept this stack of coupons...

Some people think destiny is something you cannot escape, such as death or a curdled cheesecake, both of which always turn up sooner or later.