Bourbon, Kentucky bourbon especially, is like Dante’s Inferno in a glass, fire walks down your throat, lungs, and heart and everything in between with an unpleasant after-taste. We got along just fine.

Can you be a little more careful where you let body parts fall?”- Faith, Witch Devotions

I’m making naked, and I’m making it by hand and other body parts. Next I’ll be making spaghetti, if my first cooking show hasn’t been canceled by then.

A person isn’t an assortment of body parts. A person is a collection of habits and decisions.

I can’t think of a word to rhyme with marble column.