Advertising is only evil when it advertises evil things.

Minorities have a right to appeal to the Constitution as a shield against such oppression.

Good enough never is.

With the advent of genetic engineering the time required for the evolution of new species may literally collapse.

If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he’s in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent.

I think that there are changes that have occurred in technology that make is that more people can have the same level of information that I have. My advantage is that I’m very good at...

We all know about blogs and how big they are.

We made more money feeding molasses, urea, and corn cobs to cattle than we ever did feeding dent corn.

Information is a negotiator’s greatest weapon.

We’re trying to put ourselves in the best position to win, period, if not this year, next year.

In any organization men would move up from the bottom to the top. That develops loyalty, ambition and talent, because there is a chance for promotion.

To a child, often the box a toy came in is more appealing than the toy itself.

The whole trial seemed surreal.

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.

It is flagrantly dishonest for an advertising agent to urge consumers to buy a product which he would not allow his own wife to buy.

I believe we’re all in denial about the people we love.

Experience is easy to provide and quickly put to good use by people with all the other qualities.

Out all of these zillions of letters, one of the first ones that came was, as it turned out from Johnny Carson within the last five or six weeks of his life. I had worked...

The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.

The way the credit cards were made in the ’80s to be a people’s form of capitalism and be able to make it so that you could get a loan that you would have been...

Make sure you are the boss. I don’t think I would encourage executives that work for me to blog. There can be only 1 public vision for an organization.

I think you have to learn that there’s a company behind every stock, and that there’s only one real reason why stocks go up. Companies go from doing poorly to doing well or small companies...

I’m dealing in rock’n’roll. I’m, like, I’m not a bona fide human being.

I do want to go out on top, as a winner.

Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our problem.

And, unlike the earlier bombing on the World Trade Center, a major landmark and symbol of the strength of the financial world was, not just damaged but, totally destroyed.

I am confident that this legislature will rise above partisan bickering, especially after the public promises its members made last fall, and that it will demonstrate a high capacity for civil service.

The more informative your advertising, the more persuasive it will be.

The gratitude of the nation to the Sovereign Arbiter of All Human Events should be commensurate with the boundless blessings which we enjoy.

Move to California. Malibu is paradise.

Money motivates neither the best people, nor the best in people. It can move the body and influence the mind, but it cannot touch the heart or move the spirit; that is reserved for belief,...

The thing that lies at the foundation of positive change, the way I see it, is service to a fellow human being.

I have never for a minute felt in was my stock picking abilities. I feel that my stock picking abilities aided- I was able to pick out which are the good stocks in the good...

A BMW can’t take you as far as a diploma.

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business.

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.

Baseball is all about pitching, and we know we have to improve our pitching.

I think it’s critical that you feel you’re working for a person who is committed to advancing your career.

Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss.

If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.

Any man who takes a job with the idea that it is simply a springboard for something else is a chump. His attention will be more on the other things than on the job at...

If each of us hires people smaller than we are, we shall become a company of dwarfs.

One great object of the Constitution was to restrain majorities from oppressing minorities or encroaching upon their just rights.

If I could find a white man who had the Negro sound and the Negro feel, I could make a billion dollars.

With the capacity to communicate, immediately came the evolution of complex communities of organisms: hives, flocks, tribes, herds, whatever.

One of the things the government can’t do is run anything. The only things our government runs are the post office and the railroads, and both of them are bankrupt.

I think you’ll do as well as most professionals. Most professionals don’t beat the market. Let’s not over-rate my industry. But if you have time, you can be in good mutual funds that have good...

Well, there are more writers of blogs right now than there are readers, so that’s clearly a vanity phenomenon.

The cobs were delivered to a big pile. We were one of the first to feed corn cobs to cattle.

You can only govern men by serving them. The rule is without exception.