This is not a funny moment. It’s not. I’m not laughing

Shut up, Kenji,” he repeats in a whiny voice, mocking me.

I sigh. “I don’t know what’s happening to me.””They’re called hormones.”I shoot him a dirty look. “I’m serious.””Me too.” He cocks his head at me. “That’s like, biological and shit. Scientific. Maybe your lady bits...

I am not made for despair

Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?””What?” He looks mortally offended. “Do I look like the kind of guy who’s never had a girlfriend? Have you even met me?

I mean, you know—like, a cute beast. A little beast that tears shit up and breaks the earth and sucks the life out of people.