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Spuds Crawford  Quotes
As a young father it’s important to remember that, when you’re at the beach, there’s a BIG difference between telling your five year old son to just go pee in the ocean and telling him...

—Spuds Crawford

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Ignorance is not linear, it’s exponential.

—Spuds Crawford

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I must be very complex, judging by the number of days determined to define me.

—Spuds Crawford

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I’ve never considered the possibility of defeat. I’ve never planned for it. That’s the job for those people who plan for such things. My job is to only plan for success…victory; it has my complete...

—Spuds Crawford

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He asked me if I ever prayed– and I lied.Then he asked me if I ever got an answer, or a sign that my prayer was heard– and I told him the truth.”Yeah… me neither.”His...

—Spuds Crawford

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When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never argue up.

—Spuds Crawford

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A dam doesn’t try to reason with the water. Its main purpose is to hold it still for a while. When I lecture my kids I’m doing much the same thing. I’m not trying to...

—Spuds Crawford

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Science and discovery, especially in the field of non-abnormal pediatric mysteries, is built on the work of those who have been sneezed on before us. Causation and rationale may someday be reached, but until then...

—Spuds Crawford

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