My stepfather, John O’Hara, was the goodest man there was. He was not a man of many words, but of carefully chosen ones. He was the one parent who didn’t try to fix me. One...

Nothing seems crazy when you’re used to it.

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!

Hey, now there’s something I could rape and kill without any consequences,” then the concept of Hell might really keep you out of trouble.

It’s not cold in here, you’re just dying.

To all you sensitive sallys out there who spend your time scribing angry letters, I have great news: Scientific models show that in the not-too-distant future, all the races will become so completely interbred that...