If you have good sex, you’ve done a lot right in life.

You aren’t allowed back until you’ve learned to willingly suspend disbelief.

I’m going to strip my way through plumber’s school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?

Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring.

Every second you spend holding someone else back is time not running the race yourself.