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Lauren Barnholdt  Quotes
Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.

—Lauren Barnholdt

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FunnyLoveRelationships
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But it’s that fucking dress she’s wearing. It’s low-cut and tight and just…Jesus. Why would she wear a dress like that? Is she doing it just to torture me? I like the idea that maybe...

—Lauren Barnholdt

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When people start liking people, that’s when someone has the ability to get hurt.

—Lauren Barnholdt

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LifeLife-LessonsReality
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It might be a little bit crazy, even. Like, for real crazy. Not just ‘oh isn’t that charming and endearing’ crazy but ‘wow that might be a deep-seated psychological issue’ crazy.

—Lauren Barnholdt

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Crazy
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I just have a hard time with small talk. My friend Jocelyn says I’m too quiet. But I’m really not quiet. I just tend to come across that way to new people because I don’t...

—Lauren Barnholdt

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I mean, scamming on guys on the Internet? I thought that was only for forty-year-old divorcees who Photoshop their pictures in an effort to appear younger and thinner.

—Lauren Barnholdt

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it has to do with Kelsey. And the biggest lie of all.”And that’s when I realize the thing about the truth. It always comes out, no matter what you do.

—Lauren Barnholdt

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DramaIsaacKelsey
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a) he’s late. b) he’s acting like an asshole and blowing me off. c)he’s gotten into a horrible car crash that’s left dead. The most likely answer is A. (We went to prom together, and...

—Lauren Barnholdt

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BarnholdtBreakupDanger
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Because sometimes when someone is telling you something really important, it’s best to just let there be silence, to really think about what they’re saying. A lot of times people think they have to say...

—Lauren Barnholdt

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ImportantInsightfulSilence
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Not for the first time, I wonder what it would feel like that, to be so beautiful that you don’t even realize people are watching you, to be so confident that you don’t even have...

—Lauren Barnholdt

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People come and go, in and out of each other’s lives like it’s nothing. So I don’t know how/why this should be a big deal.

—Lauren Barnholdt

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The information age is so psychotic – without the cell phone and Internet, I would be drama free right now.

—Lauren Barnholdt

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ComputersHumorInformation-Age
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Listen, I’m sorry to bother you when you’re obviously busy with, uh, important things, ” B. J. Says. He sounds sarcastic. “But you remember a few months ago, when we scored that pot for Brian...

—Lauren Barnholdt

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GirlfrienndHumourous
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Who ends up with their first real boyfriend? Yeah, no one.- Courtney

—Lauren Barnholdt

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RomanceYoung-Adult
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Emotional attachments are messy. They end with broken hearts and stalking.

—Lauren Barnholdt

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Love-Hurts
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Because she left him a MySpace message that was semi-flirty, and then today he was very vague about what he was doing. So I headed over to his house and waited outside until he left....

—Lauren Barnholdt

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FunnyYoung-Adult
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The thing about loving someone, is that yelling at them only feels good while you’re doing it — as soon as they’re gone, all you want to do is take it all back

—Lauren Barnholdt

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