Every time I watchLady and the TrampI think”SHE’S HAVING SOME OF YOUR PASTA!””QUICK! EAT IT ALL! EAT IT ALL, NOW!!!””GROWL! BARE YOUR TEETH! DO SOMETHING!”OH, DON’T GIVE HER THE MEATBALL!THERE’S MEAT IN IT!””IDIOT!”But then againI’m...

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On the edge of a laughing teacupDid Kubla Kat decreeThe the corn fritter festooned with medalsShall make the brownies freeAnd so the walls turned to waterTo let our sorrows drownAs the chairs burned themselves for...

It’s 8a.m. and time to restIt’s 10a.m. and time to relaxIt’s noon and time for reposeIt’s 3p.m. and time for shut-eyeIt’s 6p.m. and time for siestaIt’s 9p.m. and time to slumberIt’s midnight and time to...