In the South, Sunday morning sex is accompanied by church bells.

Children have no business expressing opinions on anything except “Do you have enough room in the toes?

Americans worship creativity the way they worship physical beauty – as a way of enjoying elitism without guilt: God did it.

Writers make everybody nervous but we terrify Silly Service workers. Our apartments always look like a front for something, and no matter how carefully we tidy up for guests we always seem to miss the...

[John Edwards] is the man that Rielle Hunter called ‘real and authentic,’ which tells us all we need to know about her mental abilities. This is why she can’t figure out why he picked her....

If any of us had heard the word “feminist” we would have thought it meant a girl who wore too much makeup, but we were, without knowing it, feminists ourselves, bound together by the freemasonry...

No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street

In Mississippi the important thing is hooch, not bar equipment.

Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker’s already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.