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Doug MacLeod  Quotes
Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead.

—Doug MacLeod

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Are you sure this is a good idea?’ I ask.‘No,’ says Amber. ‘Let’s do it.

—Doug MacLeod

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I feel like I’m going to die,’ he says.‘Could we talk for a few minutes before you die?’‘Only if you do it quietly.’‘I met this girl last night. I need your advice.’‘Come back later.’‘No. You...

—Doug MacLeod

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As it happens, I’m a terrible dancer. Bears are simply not made for dancing. We’re much better at sitting and sleeping and singing. But there are humans who catch bears and force us to dance....

—Doug MacLeod

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No one here is allowed to die without my permission.

—Doug MacLeod

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You don’t understand,’ I said. ‘I need to be with her. With every fibre of my being I ache for her. I’m in love.’‘I do understand,’ said Zoran. ‘It was same for me with Mrs...

—Doug MacLeod

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I’m not scared any more,’ said Midge. ‘Thank you, Kevin. Sometimes you can be very kind.’‘Yes,’ said Kevin. ‘And if you tell that to any of the other trolls I will pull off your nose...

—Doug MacLeod

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