I USED TOmake love.Now IMake coffee.

I FINALLYhad a hot night,but it was only the weather.

THIS IS A COMPLIMENT?You’re incrediburgableshe saidwhich is to sayYou’re a little like incrediblebut a lot more like ahamburger.

ELVIS & MARILYN:The deader they get -the more money they make.

DISARM ALL RAPISTSBut what will we doWith their legs?

(1)BEING A POETis like opening a car door& exposing yourself.(2)BEING A GOOD POETis like opening the door& exposing the passengeras well.

REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age,people knowyou’re fat and old.