Ha! I know there’s 2 T’s.

It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well.

We needed a refrigerator for our new place and I’ve never bought a refrigerator my whole life. I went into the appliance store, there’s like 900 of ’em lined up, there’s a salesman there. What’s...

is there any I could get a glass of water?”[waiter]There is no way… I toss and turn many a night trying to think up some way some how I could get glasses of water to...

so, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!!