You see,” said Colon, “thieves are organized here. I mean, it’s official. They’re allowed a certain amount of thieving. Not that they do much these days, mind you. If you pay them a little premium every year they give you a card and leave you alone. Saves time and effort all around.””And all thieves are members?” said Angua.”Oh, yes,” said Carrot. “Can’t go thieving in Ankh-Morpork without a Guild permit. Not unless you’ve got a special talent.””Why? What happens? What talent?” she said.”Well, being able to survive being hung upside down from one of the gates with your ears nailed to your knees,” said Carrot.



