…I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who don’t…

Did you have the wrong kind? Really? I’ve never had the wrong kind. Never, ever. My worst one was right on the money.” Grace works the same way. It is what it is and it’s...

When Maimonides says that the Messiah will come but that ‘he may tarry,’ we see the origin of every Jewish shrug from Spinoza to Woody Allen.

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he’d never stop throwing up.

One must have one’s delusions to live. If you look at life too honestly and clearly, life becomes unbearable because it’s a pretty grim enterprise, you will admit.