Try not to trip,” she added. “We don’t have time for a concussion today.”I groaned. That would be just like me – ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness.

It takes a few days for the transformation to be complete, depending on how much venom is in the bloodstream, how close the venom is to the heart. As long as the heart keeps beating,...

Tonight the sky was utterly black. Perhaps there was no moon tonight—a lunar eclipse, a new moon. A new moon. I shivered, though I wasn’t cold.

Así que somos dos bolas de discoteca andantes.

Just you wait till I’m a vampire! I’m not going to be sitting on the sidelines next time.

drenching his shirt with saltwater

I was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I’d smelled in eighty years.

She has enough black eyeliner on to outline a corpse, and her skin’s so pale she looks like she’s just broken dawn.

There was no reason for Bella Swan to cross paths with me. She would be avoided like the plague she was.

Vampires used to be the Dracula types, but in the last ten years most of them have become weak, brooding androgynes that only go after teenagers. A friend of mine took the opportunity to rid...

Repeat one word of what I just said and I’ll cheerfully beat you to death, Mike.

Then you have this other phenomena of the paranormal romance. It’s all the benefits of being a vampire without the sacrifices. By the gods, Meyer’s vampires walk around sparkling in the daylight and some are...

I’ll be the first to admit that I have no experience with relationships. But it just seems logical…a man and woman have to be somewhat equal…as in, one of them can’t always be swooping in...

Look after my heart – I’ve left it with you.