You’re a Shadowhunter,” he said. “You know how to deal with injuries.” He slid his stele across the table toward her. “Use it.””No,” Clary said, and pushed the stele back across the table at him.Jace...

I was going to watch Project Runway,” said Jace. “It’s on next.””No, you’re not,” said Magnus. He snapped his fingers and the TV went off, releasing a small puff of smoke as the picture died....

Yeah, the whole family knows. It’s no big deal. One night at dinner I said, ‘Mom, you know the forbidden love that Spock has for Kirk? Well, me too.’ It was easier for her to...

The name’s Val, not Buffy. Do I look like a blond cheerleader with questionable taste in men?

Don’t cross me Scooby-Doo. I’m not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids.

Jace suggested that the cast of “Gilligan’s Island” could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.