Michelle: Phone. That had to be my phone waking me up. My hand swept across the nightstand until it found the vibrating hunk of silicone. “Hello.” “Michelle, It’s Gordon from the Cobb County Sheriff’s Office....

Hold onto your innocence of heart, at all costs! Because it is the spark of deity that you are born with. Don’t let the trolls steal your divineness.

In the blink of an eye, the fairytales told to children were as real as death and taxes. Vampires, shifters, trolls, demons and creatures of myth, were as real as the air we breathe.

Loki,” I said.”Hey, Princess.” He smiled dazedly as he looked up at me. “What’s wrong?””Nothing.” I smiled and shook my head. “Not anymore.””What’s this?” He took my hair and held it out so i could...

It was said in the old days that every year Thor made a circle around Middle-earth, beating back the enemies of order. Thor got older every year, and the circle occupied by gods and men...

And yet, will we ever come to an end of discussion and talk if we think we must always reply to replies? For replies come from those who either cannot understand what is said to...

…little children adore me – I’m a Troll Tamer and they know it!…

Well, it’s nice to know that the Trolls made it this far south,’ Ulath said. ‘I’d hate to have to go looking for them.”Their Gods were guiding them, Ulath,’ Tynian pointed out.’You’ve never talked with...

…I prefer rain -sometimes I feel sunlight will turn me to stone – perhaps I’m a Troll…

Neither Rose nor Charles liked to talk much of their adventures with the trolls, but some of the so-called “softskins” whom they had brought out of Niflheim, as well as the crew of the ship...

Are we all, at heart, just Internet trolls?

Never allow carping critics to deter you from success. Instead, silence them with it.

You’ll burn my balls off.

Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker’s game because they almost always turn out to be—or to be indistinguishable from—self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.

Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit.

Simple spells were light and fun, like a good joke. This spell was as simple as a symphony and as splendid. After adding the last runes, I swirled power through the old spells ensuring they...

It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a walking mummified king. I remembered it well.

Michelle: The dreaded elf walked into the dining room seconds after I sat down. What business of his was it if I didn’t have a clan? It wasn’t often I regretted my upbringing but being...

Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?””Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir.

The spell started to brush across my skin, tasting me, telling me what it wanted….Nothing compared to power flowing through you, over you, around you. It was a alluring, sensual as it wound through my...

It’s rude to stare,” said the troll. Its mouth opened with a little crest of foam, and shut again in exactly the same way that water closes over a stone. “Is it? Why?” asked Rincewind....