Sharks are so sleek and streamlined. I’d make a terrible shark, because my balls are so big and dangly.

He’s got the world’s softest knuckles. They’re like rubber the way they bounce off my steel balls.

Release your love—and then release the prisoners. They’ve been trapped in my testicles all day. I wonder if we can get a family discount if we buy circus tickets in bulk.

If there was a god, I’d still have both nuts.