I admire the Stanley Cup. I’ll bet winning it could provide enough clean water for half of Africa (the middle half).

Life would be better if the Leafs would make the playoffs. Life would be perfect if they’d win the Stanley Cup.

This is my NHL, my Stanley Cup.

Me and my brother used to play on our driveway for the Stanley Cup all the time when we were kids. I was talking to my dad (Thursday). Now I’m here. This just adds to...