I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handlebar mustache if you value your life.
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My high-performance hair is shaped like a sports car, and when I chug coffee it sounds like a jet engine. Women don’t find me attractive, but only because women don’t find me (I’m living off...
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