They say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. Perhaps that’s why it takes me 18 seconds to sneeze.

I sneezed into the wind, and closed my eyes and imagined my face was barraged by cool ocean spray.

I read about sneezing and immediately sneezed. I must be allergic to reading.

I had a dream about you. You had hair like dandelion blowball, and I was one hurricane sneeze away from making you bald. You may have been in danger of losing your hair, but at...

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

For any creative thought to be contagious, it must first be worthy of a sneeze.