TV families and your own are hard to tell apart, except your isn’t interrupted every six minutes by commercials and theirs don’t get bogged down into nothingness, a state where nothing happens, no skit, no...

I always wanted to be on a sitcom.

I have to warn you, I’m not just some sitcom guy. I’m now an author.

A sitcom. I hate that word.

I would never do another sitcom. It was so boring I wanted to pull my fingernails off.

One day the English language is going to perish. The easy spokenness of it will perish and go black and crumbly — maybe — and it will become a language like Latin that learned people...