I would never do another sitcom. It was so boring I wanted to pull my fingernails off.

One day the English language is going to perish. The easy spokenness of it will perish and go black and crumbly — maybe — and it will become a language like Latin that learned people...

TV families and your own are hard to tell apart, except your isn’t interrupted every six minutes by commercials and theirs don’t get bogged down into nothingness, a state where nothing happens, no skit, no...

I always wanted to be on a sitcom.

I have to warn you, I’m not just some sitcom guy. I’m now an author.

A sitcom. I hate that word.