Why aren’t you girls out stealing hubcaps or shoplifting like normal children?

I recorded the ding-dong sound that shoplifting sensors at the doors of Wal-Mart make. Now I just stand at the exit and press play as people try to leave.

Ophelia was surprised by how easily she lied. She had two stolen keys in her pocket, and the lies were sliding off her tongue. Soon, she’d probably be shoplifting. She expected that was how it...

The baloney weighed the raven down, and the shopkeeper almost caught him as he whisked out the delicatessen door.