My mother says I’m crazy, I’m not crazy, I just have a different way of looking at things.

What exactly does that expression mean, ‘friends with benefits’? Does he provide her with health insurance?

I won’t say that all senior citizens who can’t master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

I am a man of science, not someone’s snuggle-bunny!

For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.