Love is being able to be yourself, with another human being who makes you want to be better than yourself.

I’m like Waldo, in that I’m trying to find myself. And I’m wearing a red and white striped sweater.

I like TV shows that motivate me to want to improve my life, as I sit listless on the sofa hour after hour, night after night. My desire to self-actualize grows with my waistline. If...