I like my women like I like my sugar—refined. Actually, I like my sugar natural, like my mannequin sex.

Every time I eat an English muffin I feel like I become more grammatically correct, more refined, more cultured, and an all-around gentleman.

Every day, strive to refine your contagious shine, and shake the nonsense offered by those who lack the will to polish-up from within.

Contentment is, after all, simply refined indolence.