Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

My weight always fluctuates by 10 pounds.

There was a time when I was 312 pounds. And I’ve been all different weights.

There are many, many people who have lost 100 pounds and kept it off.

When I was in high school I was 250 pounds.

Julius Peppers is a beast, man. I don’t know how many pounds he outweighs me by… I still try to do things like him to make my game better.

You always fed strays and bent down to talk to the dogs you met on the street, looking straight into their eyes as if they were old friends. (Maybe they are, you said. From another...

I had a dream about you. You gained weight, but I didn’t mind because all the extra poundage went straight to your brain. You told me the meaning of life, but I was too skinny...

I may look like a laid-back Hawaiian, but I’m 240 pounds, and when I’m walking around that kitchen, you don’t want to get in my way.

I’m magnificent! I’m 5′ 11″ and I weigh 135 pounds, and I look like a racehorse.