If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

I’m really into food; it’s one of my favourite things – everything from potato waffles to lobster.

DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE.-Death

He looked at them and saw their faces did not fit. The skin on the skulls crawled and twitched like half-solid paste. All the heads in his angle of vision seemed irregular lumps, like potatoes...

My mom told me if I ever got a tattoo, she was going to take it off with a potato peeler.

I try to avoid barbecue potato chips. They’re my weakness.