Money will make me happy”So in 30 years I will tell my childrenthey are not the most important thing in my lifeMy employer will know thatI have my priorities straight becauseworkis more important thanfamilyI tell...

I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the hell out of me was a man named Bob.

Palindromes—making life easier for dyslexics since, like, forever.