In life, you have a choice to be better or bitter.

Your right of religious freedom ends where my right of religious abstinence begins…

To those Americans whose support I have yet to earn, I may not have won your vote tonight, but I hear your voices. I need your help. And I will be your president, too.

Wisdom of the Ages: “Uppity” How Obama’s new aggressive style is described below the Mason-Dixon line.

I believe the most compelling explanation of Obama’s actions is that he is, just like his father, an anti-colonialist.

He’s one fry short of a Happy Meal.

Success is not money, cars, fame or material possessions but the lives you touched positively.

You can’t believe that AIDS is a curse from God against Gays without accepting that Lyme Disease is a curse from the same God against Deer Hunters…

In politics, nothing is contemptible.

If Jeb Bush gets elected, I’ll know that on my way back from overseas, I entered Biff Tannen’s parallel universe.

Obama gets his identity and his ideology from his father.

Obama’s capitalism is a capitalism of connections.

When people say all politicians are the same, ask yourself if Obama was the same as Bush, if Francois Hollande is the same as Sarkozy. They are not. They are human beings with different views...

There wasn’t even enough meat to make proper fun of [….] I keep waiting for somebody else to come on TV, maybe a cabinet member, to read the real speech, the one that tells us...