A few years back, they jacked David Copperfield in West Palm Beach, for Chrissake. Yes, it’s funny: “Yo, empty your pockets,” and he pulls out a bunny rabbit. But it’s also depressing. If someone who...

A conservative is a liberal who’s been mugged, and a libertarian is a conservative who’s been indicted.

It was dark in the alley, and I was afraid I’d get mugged. Coffee also fears it’ll get mugged.