At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women.

I’ve learnt to gather simplicity from grasshoppers. I like their naive indecisive minds never knowing exactly when to stop chirping, and I envy their ability to be able to mingle with the green…

Disconnect yourself from people who cannot add five to your ten words, because, sooner or later, you won’t be able to say even a word.

A celebrity starts being a cele-crazy when he’s seen often, he’s just like the ordinary man in the streets. Without much ado to shout his name, i go my way.

It is certainly impossible to lose respect if you lose out of some stupid discussions.

You won’t be a wiser man if you always keep away from bad people or poor ones.