Cliché: “The MBA changed my life.”What it really means: “A fantastic career, a great social life and a healthy bank balance…three of the things I had before I started the program.

As much as possible, avoid hiring MBAs. MBA programs don’t teach people how to create companies.

If the reason of your sleeplessness is competition, then you will make a successful businessman.

I applied for your love like a recent MBA grad might apply at Walmart today. I grew a beard on my chest and laughed through my ass just to get your attention.