It’s a cliché to say that men think with their penises. But it’s a fact. And penises are notoriously stupid. My penis, for example, probably only has an IQ of 144, or about 12 times...

I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)

If America runs on Dunkin’, do I detect a slight limp?

Yes no yes no yes no?Red blue?Yes red, no blue?No red, yes no?In out, up down?Do don’t, can can’t?Choices sit on the shelf lifeNew shoes in a shoe shop.If the in crowd are squeezing into...

Doors open up for you when you work hard. Doors also open up for you when you walk with a limp and act gimpy.

The truth may roar, but it’s roaring does not terrify the blameless. Guilty conscience needs neither a critic nor an accuser. Remember, the truth has no aiding crutches; once it is limping, its name is...