My last name comes after my first name, but it came before my first name, and it’ll be around after my first name dies (my first name will die with me). I wish my first...

The most environmentally friendly last name is Green.

Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight.

I want to meet and marry a girl with the same last name as me, so I can show how modern and feminist I am by taking on her last name after marriage.

His name is Arnold. But you’re not on a first name basis with him, and that’s not his first name. So that’s Mr. Arnold to you. Once you get to know him, he may let...

Eddie Money and Johnny Cash should have collaborated. I’d have paid good last name to see them in concert.

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit?