I’ve been to Australia.I’ve met the devildrank beer and snogged kangaroos.

I know how to handle a sword, a gun, and a kangaroo pouch stuffed with marshmallows. You should fear me.

If there’s any guy crazy enough to attack me, I’m going to show him the end of the world — close up. I’m going to let him see the kingdom come with his own eyes....

Don’t ask why the elephants wear such large shoes,And why the kangaroos are reborn kidnappers,And why the sailing birds are all Romantics.