I, myself, spent 9 years in an insane asylum and never had any suicidal tendencies, but I know that every conversation I had with a psychiatrist during the morning visit made me long to hang...

Wasn’t that awesome?” Seth asked.Warren cocked his head, his expression mildly embarrassed. “I’m sorry, Kendra–it was pretty cool.””All boys belong in insane asylums,” Kendra said.

I’m thinking of killing everyone whose name is a palindrome

I wonder if rooms in an insane asylum have Do Not Disturb signs for the doors. I should hope not, because knock or no knock, every occupant in those rooms is already disturbed.