When there is too much sorrow in your heart, true compassion gets its ways out of it. Don’t make a will over your sorrow, nobody needs to inherit it!

The greatest legacy a father can leave for his children before he departs is PEACE, otherwise his properties will go in PIECES sooner that he dies.

I inherited a pound from my British uncle. I’d have rather gotten a dollar, because what do I want with an animal shelter?

I’m probably infertile. I inherited it from my dad.

My dad was born poor, made a fortune during his life, and then died suddenly—murdered by his only son, leaving his vast estate to a daughter I didn’t know he had.

Most people inherit success and fame; if you have earned it piece by piece you will know how hard it is.

You’ve just inherited rudeness. We’ve had to work at it.

What a mess the world was in, Vimes reflected. Constable Visit had told him the meek would inherit it, and what had the poor devils done to deserve that?